Monday, August 13, 2007

What a Weekend...

First: This is post 50. Hooray? Sadly, it's sort of a lame post. Oh well.

Second: I just wanted to greet the 218 of you that visited on Sunday. I'd roll out the welcome mat, but, well, it's buried under 50 or so copies of a Stalin biography. Ah, what can you do, right? Hope you found something interesting to read while you were here.

Third: Because I hate freedom of speech, I turned on comment moderation. I also hate cute puppies, vanilla ice cream, and your mom. Those are also reasons why I turned on comment moderation. Did I mention that I hate freedom? Oh, yes. I do. So, if you've got a post about freedom of speech, cute puppies, vanilla ice cream, or your mom... don't bother. I hate them all, and they'll not appear on my blog.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

GIVE US BACK THE VANILLA ICECREAM!!!

Anonymous said...

My mom is so gonna join up with puppies to kick your ass!

Rex Libris said...

Ah, but are they cute puppies?

cme said...

Coffee ice cream is much better anyway.

Jaclyn said...

That's too bad, because my mom looooooves you. Plus vanilla ice cream makes her sick, and she's not so big on puppies, so you have so much in common!

Anonymous said...

Wait, some people like cute puppies? Weird. Oh, I get it now. They must not be feminists! :)

Congrats on the 50th post!

Anonymous said...

Tarnation! These dastardly feminists are always trying to take away my ice cream and puppies!!!

Wow. Apparently I'm now posting with my alter ego who closely resembles Yosemite Sam.

Anonymous said...

Huh, I thought they'd go after our Cats... Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on the 50th post, Roy!

You must really be liked, because I only got one copy of the Stalin biography! I did get some pretty hilarious sexist jokes, though. If, you know, you're an idiot.

Sheelzebub said...

Why can't we talk about geckos or skinks? Their way cooler than puppies anyway.

Rex Libris said...

I loove geckos!

Anonymous said...

Love your blog.

Cheers! :)