I was cleaning out the ol' spam folder on my e-mail, and amid the normal mess of "male enhancement" spam was one with a title that made me do an actual double-take.
"Make your dick sick and dangerous!"
We apparently live in a world where that seems like a good promotional tactic to someone. I'm not sure which is more disturbing: the person who thinks that's good ad copy, or the person who reads that and thinks "Why, yes. Yes I would like to make my dick sick and dangerous!"